You Know My Name, Not My Story... |
Things You Should Know!! My name is Lexi, although I have many nicknames (Arwen, Selene, Monster Tits, Sexy Lexi, Bella, LexaBella, Cassi, Peanut, Pudding, Sex Monkey, Slut Muffin, Cunt Nugget, Etc) You get the picture. I'm Probably The Silliest Girl You Will Ever Meet! I laugh til i can't breathe, i dance like there is no tomorrow, sometimes i take off my clothes and run around, and other times im just passed out drunk. But at the end of the day I always have fun <3 i love tattoos and all things beautiful. I'm not here to be a role model or inspire you I'm here to be myself and share my memories and thoughts and the things that make me smile and/or make my heart race So please enjoy your stay xoLexi |
DEAR JESUS
OH MY GOD
CAN SOMEONE GET THIS FOR ME ON MY BIRTHDAY
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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Queued: this is just adorable
What are you doing, tiny snake?
I WILL EAT THIS LEAF
LOOK AT HIM HE’S TRYING SO HARD HE’S SUCH A LITTLE BADASS
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| Before tumblr: | Wow that's sad |
| After tumblr: | MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW |
| Before tumblr: | He's cute |
| After tumblr: | YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED |
| Before tumblr: | Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out |
| After tumblr: | DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH |
| Before tumblr: | I'm bored |
| After tumblr: | guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you |
| Before tumblr: | What a cute couple |
| After tumblr: | I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS |
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